Hallucinate

"Fuck it! I'm inadequate.
What can you do?"
Teddy | Eighteen | Senior

germball:

if anyone ever asks me what orange is the new black is about i will send them these pictures without any context or explanation 

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

I am going to hurt you.
You are going to hurt me.

But we will do it with practiced fingers
and passionate mouths
and I swear to god

it will be worth something.

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out